I BEGAN MY museum BACK IN 1992 AFTER THE influx IN ANOMALIES.
I THOUGHT "hmm, there needs to be SOMEONE who could make MONEY OFF OF THIS!!"
that is me
i shall GET EVERY STRANGE item I CAN FIND!
THEN I STARTED TO take random everyday objects and now i have a lot of traaaash in my BUILDING
I NEED MORE SPACE FOR MY ACTUALLY interesting PIECES OF history
IF YOU WANT A JOB YOU CAN BE A CLEANER
take the trash
I WILL PAY IN 14 payments of 12
THINK ABOUT IT
THAT COULD BE 12 FOR YOU TODAY
I HAVE three brothers
DAMIEN
DERRICK
BENSON
I dont think they really like me