MESSAGE 1

maybe secure your doors?

MESSAGE 2

IMPROVEMENTS

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MESSAGE 4

DONT WORRY, I WILL REMEMBER YOUR CANCER FOR YOU

MESSAGE 5

THE STORE IS CLOSED RIGHT NOW!!!!! I CANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MESSAGE 6

I THOUGHT Bill Clinton WAS THE presidends??

MESSAGE 7

WELCOME TO THE fludge you FRIEND ! THE WATER EXHIBIT was for shaRING though so YOURE ON THIN ICE

MESSAGE 8

What?

MESSAGE 9

HERE TAKE ALL MY BILLS. you may Notice that I GAVE YOU none AND THIS IS BECAUSE i only haVE COINS!!!!!! I WILL eat your phone though THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS

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