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    ALL THE LATEST NEWS WILL SHOW UP ON THIS PAGE!!!!!!!!

    AND ALSO THE BEST FORMATTING YOPU WILL e v e r SEE ON A WEBPAGE!

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    UPDATE 10

      25004 PEOPLE? I AM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU EXCEPT FOR THE 17643rd viewer I am ACTUALLY KILLING YOU
      wow guys... i really ca'nt beliave it!!!!! i NEVER THought i would have THIS LITTLE SPACE TO WALK AROUND
      but unFORTUNATELY NONE OF TYOU payed for access TO THE museum so GET OUT
      ACTUALLY ONE OF YOU CAN STAY! computer eater COME BACK IN!111!!!!!1!!! YOU ARE THE only follower of this ZONE so YOU GET SPECIAL PRIViLeGE

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    UPDATE 9

      22 THOUSAND PEOPLE?????
      i just got THE 20027 STONE carved
      that costed SO MUCH moneyyyyyyyyyy

    UPDATE 8

      JUST IN TIME for ghoulowen!

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    UPDATE 7

      20 THOUSAND (and 27) HITS!!! THIS IS AN incredible milestone FOR ME!!!
      NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIND A SPOT TO PUT THIS STONE

    UPDATE 6

      a wonderful space expedition! CAN YOU FIND ME?

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    UPDATE 5

      I SET UP POSTERS FOR THE DREADFUL delinquent WHO BROKE THE DRYWALL

    UPDATE 4

      I WENT TO HOUSE WARESHOP TO GET MOPRE CAULIFLOWER BUT APPARENTLY I AM BANNED FROM THERE FOR "stealing" ALL THE CAULIFLOWER A COUPLE WEEKS AGO

    UPDATE 3

      17099 VISITS!!! (I DONT HAVE ENOUGH BUSSES FOR THIS) TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!
    GET OUT

    GET OUT

    UPDATE 3

      10K VISITS!!! (THATS LIKE 55 busses worth) THIS IS GORUNDS FOR A PARTAY!!!!!
    fandan

    who the THERMONUCLEAR BOMB is that

    UPDATE 2

      NEW PAGES

    UPDATE 1

      THE CONTACT PAGE WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i bet yiu remember when THESE last 2 SAID "noooo i LOST THEM!!! UHHH THE OTGHER two updates were ABOUT ME ADDING THE AWESOME NEWS AND ART PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!" WELL I FOUND THEM!!!!!! NOW HYOU Get to read 6 more words

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